Larpneldid is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain lion.

Larpneldid created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpneldid, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Larpneldid, he will destroy your home planet.

Larpneldid's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Larpneldid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about otters.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

5. Never play with disobedient children.