Lib is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, vain otter.

Lib created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lib, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lib, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Lib's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Lib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not take Lib's name in vain.