Gofbitquim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, two-faced cat.

Gofbitquim created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofbitquim, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gofbitquim, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gofbitquim's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gofbitquim's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.