Fodnarflam is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, happy jaguar.

Fodnarflam created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodnarflam, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fodnarflam, it will torture you forever.

Fodnarflam's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fodnarflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.