Sangumnib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, capable gorilla.

Sangumnib created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sangumnib, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sangumnib, it will send you a sign.

Sangumnib's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Sangumnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.