Legpandam is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, fast bear.

Legpandam created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Legpandam, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Legpandam, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Legpandam's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Legpandam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.