Wadjammad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident dugong.

Wadjammad created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Wadjammad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wadjammad, she will turn you into a goat.

Wadjammad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Wadjammad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always help badgers in need.

4. Feed all hungry turtles.

5. Never write about moons.