Appfomdut is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, intelligent mink.

Appfomdut created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appfomdut, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Appfomdut, he will be very unhappy.

Appfomdut's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Appfomdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Appfomdut.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.