Honpogsag is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, quiet warg.

Honpogsag created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Honpogsag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Honpogsag, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Honpogsag's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Honpogsag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange shrews, for they are unholy.

2. Always help mice.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not take Honpogsag's name in vain.