Sugceptar is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, benevolent frog.

Sugceptar created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugceptar, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sugceptar, he will turn you into a snail.

Sugceptar's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Sugceptar's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think ill of sick dogs.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sugceptar.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.