Rigwatbot is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast narwhal.

Rigwatbot created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigwatbot, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rigwatbot, she will have a low opinion of you.

Rigwatbot's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Rigwatbot's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Rigwatbot seven times a day.

2. Never talk about rats.

3. Never hurt mites.

4. Run away if six frogs approach from the south.

5. Do not commit murder.