Megyartfoss Pakcinwat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, self-confident otter.

Megyartfoss Pakcinwat created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megyartfoss Pakcinwat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Megyartfoss Pakcinwat, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Megyartfoss Pakcinwat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Megyartfoss Pakcinwat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Megyartfoss Pakcinwat.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never feed peas to tortoises while wearing white corsets.

5. Always help rats in need.