Lanflatsafren is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent slug.

Lanflatsafren created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lanflatsafren, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lanflatsafren, he will turn you into a slug.

Lanflatsafren's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Lanflatsafren's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry bats.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lanflatsafren.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.