Zigcebbod is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, vain raccoon.

Zigcebbod created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zigcebbod, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zigcebbod, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zigcebbod's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Zigcebbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never paint your back yellow.

3. Feed all hungry mites.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Do not covet oxen.