Jabbifarfmis is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak elephant.

Jabbifarfmis created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Jabbifarfmis, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jabbifarfmis, it will destroy your home planet.

Jabbifarfmis' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Jabbifarfmis' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Jabbifarfmis.

2. Jabbifarfmis loves seals, so they must be honoured.

3. Never run near otters.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jabbifarfmis.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.