Bissarpced is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable mongoose.

Bissarpced created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Bissarpced, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bissarpced, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bissarpced's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bissarpced's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six rats approach from the south.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never hurt whales.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.