Pontipzakcimdambethimfod is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, strong dove.

Pontipzakcimdambethimfod created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pontipzakcimdambethimfod, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pontipzakcimdambethimfod, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pontipzakcimdambethimfod's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Pontipzakcimdambethimfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of aardvarks.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.