Quafvilveg is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, merciful weasel.

Quafvilveg created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafvilveg, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quafvilveg, he will turn you into a sheep.

Quafvilveg's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Quafvilveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

5. Do not hurt horses.