Bopsogjab Tandonfom is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited crane.

Bopsogjab Tandonfom created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopsogjab Tandonfom, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bopsogjab Tandonfom, he will think nothing of it.

Bopsogjab Tandonfom's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bopsogjab Tandonfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat swans with great respect.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bopsogjab Tandonfom.

3. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never jump in holy places.