Armguptarpvonkjat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, stupid monkey.

Armguptarpvonkjat created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armguptarpvonkjat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Armguptarpvonkjat, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Armguptarpvonkjat's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Armguptarpvonkjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about beans.

2. Do not kill mice.

3. Put Armguptarpvonkjat first in all things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not chop down trees.