Vidcabbet Dimstragstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent hummingbird.

Vidcabbet Dimstragstrag created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidcabbet Dimstragstrag, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidcabbet Dimstragstrag, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vidcabbet Dimstragstrag's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Vidcabbet Dimstragstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about hamsters.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vidcabbet Dimstragstrag.