Gidbag Jiptabstragtomflabkad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud bird.

Gidbag Jiptabstragtomflabkad created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidbag Jiptabstragtomflabkad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gidbag Jiptabstragtomflabkad, she will torture you forever.

Gidbag Jiptabstragtomflabkad's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gidbag Jiptabstragtomflabkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Never wear yellow corsets.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Gidbag Jiptabstragtomflabkad on top of all buildings.