Tipmumcisslik is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, blissful mouse.

Tipmumcisslik created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipmumcisslik, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tipmumcisslik, it will destroy your favourite star.

Tipmumcisslik's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tipmumcisslik's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Tipmumcisslik must be the most important thing in your life.