Arptafcun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, charitable jellyfish.

Arptafcun created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Arptafcun, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Arptafcun, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Arptafcun's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Arptafcun's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arptafcun.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Arptafcun on top of all buildings.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.