Sagquatdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, compassionate wolf.

Sagquatdiss created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagquatdiss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sagquatdiss, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sagquatdiss' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Sagquatdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Sagquatdiss loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help tortoises.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Put Sagquatdiss first in all things.