Bugbusrak is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking wasp.

Bugbusrak created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugbusrak, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bugbusrak, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bugbusrak's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bugbusrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not run in public.