Nakdadcim is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, omnipotent tortoise.

Nakdadcim created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nakdadcim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nakdadcim, it will strike you with lightening.

Nakdadcim's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Nakdadcim's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nakdadcim.

4. Do not take Nakdadcim's name in vain.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.