Lunhotquat is a god.

She takes the form of a large, self-assured wombat.

Lunhotquat created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunhotquat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lunhotquat, she will have a low opinion of you.

Lunhotquat's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Lunhotquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Put Lunhotquat first in all things.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Always treat doves with great respect.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.