Bimgutdapmidappfub is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane fly.

Bimgutdapmidappfub created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimgutdapmidappfub, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bimgutdapmidappfub, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bimgutdapmidappfub's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bimgutdapmidappfub's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown frogs for they are unholy.

2. Never hurt pigs.

3. Never think ill of sick snails.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.