Bunyedbon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent warg.

Bunyedbon created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunyedbon, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bunyedbon, she will be mildly annoyed.

Bunyedbon's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bunyedbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bunyedbon.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not dye your hair red.