Cimflisgetyik is a god.

He takes the form of a large, temperamental rhinoceros.

Cimflisgetyik created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Cimflisgetyik, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cimflisgetyik, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Cimflisgetyik's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Cimflisgetyik's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not hurt badgers.

4. Cimflisgetyik loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

5. You must love Cimflisgetyik.