Quimbinflat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying bee.

Quimbinflat created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimbinflat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quimbinflat, she will come to you in dreams.

Quimbinflat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Quimbinflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Feed all hungry eagles.

5. Never feed tomatoes to gulls while wearing white shorts.