Pinjapmid is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow goose.

Pinjapmid created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinjapmid, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pinjapmid, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pinjapmid's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Pinjapmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eagles.

2. Never wear turquoise jumpers.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not cook food in pots.