Narhudbantarg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable guinea pig.

Narhudbantarg created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Narhudbantarg, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Narhudbantarg, it will turn you into a sheep.

Narhudbantarg's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Narhudbantarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never sing near monkeys.