Taptifbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable hyena.

Taptifbonk created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Taptifbonk, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Taptifbonk, he will make you grow a tail.

Taptifbonk's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Taptifbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near nematodes.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Taptifbonk.

4. Never jump in the presence of manatees.

5. Always obey Taptifbonk's priests.