Fligcapbapyattonkpomnatmig Mapmapflab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, overgenerous mouse.

Fligcapbapyattonkpomnatmig Mapmapflab created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Fligcapbapyattonkpomnatmig Mapmapflab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fligcapbapyattonkpomnatmig Mapmapflab, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fligcapbapyattonkpomnatmig Mapmapflab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fligcapbapyattonkpomnatmig Mapmapflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Hide if four voles approach from the east.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fligcapbapyattonkpomnatmig Mapmapflab.