Gamnilfenceb is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, conceited mongoose.

Gamnilfenceb created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamnilfenceb, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gamnilfenceb, it will turn you into a hamster.

Gamnilfenceb's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gamnilfenceb's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Erect six iron sculptures of Gamnilfenceb on top of important buildings.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gamnilfenceb.

5. Hide from yellow tortoises for they are unholy.