Diblagflownulnut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, capable meerkat.

Diblagflownulnut created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Diblagflownulnut, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Diblagflownulnut, she will strike you with lightening.

Diblagflownulnut's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Diblagflownulnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Diblagflownulnut.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.