Rotkamloop is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, cheerful bear.

Rotkamloop created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotkamloop, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rotkamloop, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rotkamloop's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Rotkamloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never feed aubergines to turtles while wearing yellow stockings.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never write about amino acids.