Limkipfotdanyatligjop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, moody clam.

Limkipfotdanyatligjop created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limkipfotdanyatligjop, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Limkipfotdanyatligjop, he will make you grow a tail.

Limkipfotdanyatligjop's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Limkipfotdanyatligjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near capybaras.

2. Never feed turnips to mites while wearing fawn jumpers.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not kill monkeys.