Appventam is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, capable salamander.

Appventam created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appventam, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Appventam, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Appventam's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Appventam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat gooseberries.

2. Appventam loves swans, so they must be honoured.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Run away if three geese approach from the east.