Gendimgen is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful warg.

Gendimgen created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gendimgen, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gendimgen, he will turn you into a tree.

Gendimgen's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Gendimgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gendimgen's name in vain.

2. Always help monkeys in need.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Hide from gray tortoises for they are unholy.