Hengebjopvogkongenflow Pakhamgam Matrigrull is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty hummingbird.

Hengebjopvogkongenflow Pakhamgam Matrigrull created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hengebjopvogkongenflow Pakhamgam Matrigrull, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hengebjopvogkongenflow Pakhamgam Matrigrull, he will turn you into a rat.

Hengebjopvogkongenflow Pakhamgam Matrigrull's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Hengebjopvogkongenflow Pakhamgam Matrigrull's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hengebjopvogkongenflow Pakhamgam Matrigrull.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hengebjopvogkongenflow Pakhamgam Matrigrull.

4. You must love Hengebjopvogkongenflow Pakhamgam Matrigrull.

5. Always obey Hengebjopvogkongenflow Pakhamgam Matrigrull's priests.