Hubrowtad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, contented wyrm.

Hubrowtad created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubrowtad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hubrowtad, she will come to you in dreams.

Hubrowtad's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hubrowtad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never wear brown corsets.

5. Do not cook food in pots.