Pigpandot is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain shark.

Pigpandot created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pigpandot, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pigpandot, it will come to you in dreams.

Pigpandot's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Pigpandot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured gulls.

2. Pigpandot must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. You must never eat spinach.