Vedtitflag is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, merciful snail.

Vedtitflag created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedtitflag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Vedtitflag, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vedtitflag's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Vedtitflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never paint your feet turquoise.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never hurt geese.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.