Lighudhigdamarfart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sapient centipede.

Lighudhigdamarfart created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lighudhigdamarfart, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lighudhigdamarfart, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lighudhigdamarfart's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Lighudhigdamarfart's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Never talk about tortoises.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.