Fliglenbastzed is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, wise lobster.

Fliglenbastzed created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliglenbastzed, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fliglenbastzed, it will be very unhappy.

Fliglenbastzed's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fliglenbastzed's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Run away if six nematodes approach from the east.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always help mice.