Yatniggam is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, weak tortoise.

Yatniggam created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatniggam, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yatniggam, she will turn you into a duck.

Yatniggam's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Yatniggam's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think ill of sick gulls.

5. Always help otters in need.