Panbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, pitiless porpoise.

Panbeg created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panbeg, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Panbeg, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Panbeg's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Panbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help aardvarks.

4. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.